Analogue Dating is back in 2019 and this time around it’s descending on The Ascot Lot! Limited tickets include drink on arrival!

Ladies: Sick of getting ‘hey’ as a conversation starter?

Gentlemen: Tired of swiping till the end of time?

Put down your phone and pick up a cocktail, things are about to get way less digital and much more interesting. Analogue Dating is the anti-Tinder. It’s the better-Bumble. It’s the … I’ve got nothing for Hinge. Can we come back to that?

Analogue Dating takes speed dating and throws away the awkwardness. Using a Cards Against Humanity style format for each ‘date’, you’ll be able to skip past the “So what do you do?” and straight into questions that are as amusing as they are useful in getting to know that other person in mere minutes.

The event is hosted by a walking icebreaker and expertly timed to get the most of your evening. An equal number of male and female tickets are made available to ensure balance in the force. And the room. Mostly the room.

Bring friends or come alone, you'll have a blast either way. Enjoy both a drink on arrival in the garden bar and the satisfaction of knowing that there’s no pressure to match with any of the suitors - you can just come play, have fun, and have plenty to talk about afterwards.

The Ascot Lot is the best venue on the north side, with plenty to see, do, and talk about. Also, there's usually dogs here, so any experience is automatically disqualified from Bad Dates of Melbourne.